Love Is Hard Sometimes

Literally.

Cho Chang, Y'all

     I was bored and had AVPM on the brain, so the only logical thing to do was take it to Omegle. This girl...she made my day. No, my week. I felt so bad for her, because putting up with sex-driven masturbation machines is never fun. She stayed in character, though. The parenthetical after my question was a shout-out to a different girl who dealt with a different creep to answer my question. What troopers.

     Yes, Cho, I did enjoy the conversation. It made me supermegafoxyawesomeHAPPY.

Storytime

     Every now and then on Omegle's "spy" chat, someone will instruct the strangers to create a story one word at a time. This is what some random guy and I came up with:

Once upon a time, there was an atheist who loved Jesus. He decided to go gay. Then, one day, three Irishmen said that the orgy had begun. Jesus wouldn't participate entirely because of his chlamydia. Atheism is fun.

     Yes, it's short. Yes, it will probably cause both of us to burn in the fiery pits of Hell. But it was quite hilarious when we were writing it.

Omegle

   I get bored sometimes. This is what happens.

     I'm not sure if this person believed me, or was just playing along. You get a lot of both on Omegle.