I Skipped Fix-It Friday

     Oh well. My man and I had a...rough couple of days. I was in no mood to do anything but hide under my covers and cry pathetically. Fun times.

Dear Loser (Chris)

     Let's face it, some people are pathetic. Here's a prime example. I honestly can't pick one favorite part. You can listen to the original here on constant loop.

Wow-You're-Hot Wednesday: George Clooney

     This man is the poster child for hot older guys. By now there are multiple generations of women who find him attractive, and rightly so. I means, look at him!

     If you read any of my other WYH Wednesday posts, you'll know that I have a serious thing for older guys. Clooney is 50 years old. Yes, that will do nicely...I mean, uh, whatever. He's pretty funny, too. That's always a good, sexy quality for a guy to have. And he's rather involved in the humanitarian sector. Give the man another point.

     Now, when I started browsing for pictures, I realized that they're all kind of the same. He's so photogenic that he barely changes between photos. So I picked out a few pictures, but if you want more Clooney goodness, you can find it here.

     Today's post is rather hurried, as I'm in the library waiting for my beau. He's just home from his college (two hours away) and we're celebrating my birthday (which was yesterday). Do I feel bad drooling over attractive guys right now? A bit. That can be easily solved with the Sexiest Man Alive issue of People magazine, though. 70 pages of guys! I'm sure I'll get a few more names to add to my list.

Wow-You're-Hot Wednesday: Everyone Makes Fun of Me

     Seriously, what is wrong with the world? I can't even enjoy hot guys without someone making fun of my taste. Every time this guy comes up in conversation, I can't help but drool a little and go all dreamy-eyed. This inevitably prompts the other person to laugh and comment on his bald head...or his short stature...or the fact that he's "old." That's great, guys. I don't care. This dude is smoking hot.

     My deep-seated love for K Ches started waaaay back when. Well, it seems that way to me, because it's spanned (quick math...) roughly 3/4 of my life. I fell in love with his music at the ripe old age of 5, and I've been head-over-heels ever since. Notice all the love references? I'd totally leave my man for Kenny at the drop of a hat. It's a known fact of our relationship. (Note to self: mention "my man" more often.)

     Remember the first paragraph of the Effington post where I mentioned the fact that some guys' voices totally chill me out? Kenny is the main dude in that arena. His voice alone has pulled me out of some pretty dark (depression-induced) places. If the earth's surface represents where normal people normally are emotionally, I've been down in the Mariana Trench a few times. The release of Kenny's latest album, Hemingway's Whiskey, coincided with my roughest patch to date. Talk about perfect timing. I swear, the guy's a fricking angel or something. Okay, enough with the dramatic descriptions of how sad I've been.

     That being said, I think it's safe to assert that the basis for my adoration here is probably the most solid of any others on my hot dudes list. This boy's from a little itty-bitty spit of a town (less than 1,000 people) in Tennessee, so he's got that kinda-cute country vibe. What really gets me, though, is the whole beachy theme; many of his songs are very Caribbean-inspired, he owns a yacht, and he has a home down in the USVI. A big dream of mine is to live on an island in the Caribbean, so Kenny is definitely relevant to my interests.

     In preparation for this post, I started looking through the pictures I had saved on my computer. There are 26 Kenny pics (in addition to the one above) that I decided were worthy of this post. I know, it's a lot. I'll just put them down here all tiny again (they're really not that tiny...) and marvel at the technology that lets you guys see them big. (When it comes to technology, I'm an old soul -- I never understand it.)

     I've also noticed that these posts tend to be rather picture-heavy. It is about the guy's looks, of course, so I have to showcase that. But it seems like a cop-out to end a post in a flurry of pictures. I'm not really sure which route to go: keep it the way it is, or start trying to include the pictures in the actual "meat" of the post. That's a mental debate for another day, though.

       

I got bored one day.
Don't you dare judge me.

These edits are about a year old.
Picnik, baby.

I'd never try to pass this off as art.
They've been sitting on my computer.

I'm convinced that's
Dr. Phil in the back.

Wow-You're-Hot Wednesday: Anderson Cooper

     I was torn while deciding who to write about this week. See, I had promised myself -- I basically made an Unbreakable Vow -- that I'd just go in order. I have my pretty list of pretty guys, so why deviate? That would just get me all sorts of confused. For the past few days, though, I've been listening to (and more than mildly Internet-stalking) Ben Folds constantly. It crossed my mind to just make this week all about him, and that's when the internal war began. Follow predetermined rules, or give in to the crazed mini-obsession?

     Ultimately, the side for following the rules won out. How sad. Since the only order on the list is train-of-thought, BF is last. After all, it's only been a few days since I "discovered" his awesomeness. If I think about this betrayal anymore, I'll start feeling super-awful, so let's move on. Keeping with the older guy theme, this one's 26 years older than me! Yay! Bonus: He's gay. Well, he'd be officially gay if he weren't so private with his private life. Pshh.

This picture is in the dictionary
under "silver fox."

     Yes, Anderson Cooper. Let it be known: If you want me to think you're hot, you should be older than my dad, and being gay will raise your chances. Of course, I doubt gay guys care which girls think they're hot. I lead such a pathetic existence!

     For those of you who don't know, Andy here hosts a daytime talk show and a CNN news program. I've never watched either of those. Really, the only things I know about him (besides his yummy looks) come from Wikipedia and instances when Stephen Colbert mocks him. Poor Andy. His goofs are cute, though, see? And he can make fun of himself.

     He also sings Friday here:

     Okay, that's enough video. Here are some pictures. Enjoy...or else.

"Hey, let's go sit in the road!"
"Only if you take my picture."

Here, Anderson is told about the existence of bronies.

It looks like he's in the middle of an interrogation.
Now, is he the good cop, or the bad cop?

Mmm, look at those arms.

This reminds me of those movie posters. You know, the ones
with the vaguely famous lead actor, about obscure
political drama?

The caption here makes me giggle. A lot.

Wow-You're-Hot Wednesday: Dr. Drew

     I was somewhat addicted to the most recent season of Celebrity Rehab. (Ah, irony, how I love thee.) Sure, the unnecessary drama was great. What really drew me in, though, was Dr. Drew. See what I did there? I'm so clever.

     Now, I'm well aware that many disagree with anything that comes out of this guy's mouth. That's fine; I'm neither agreeing nor disagreeing with his views here. I don't care if he knows what he's talking about, as long as he's talking. I'm just saying he's supermegafoxyawesomehot. I mean...come on...the eyes? The hair? The everything!?

As long as he has his shirt on, we're good.
Trust me. Not a pretty sight. =(
Hit the gym every once in a while, 'kay?

     This may be a good time to mention that I have...well, not daddy issues, really. My dad and I have a great, healthy, not-creepy relationship. That being said, I'm really really into older guys. Like, old enough to be my dad. This has been a curse all through my school years, as I inevitably develop crushes on male teachers. It's bad.

     As I already mentioned, not everyone agrees with Dr. Drew's methods. Is marijuana truly addictive? Who cares? Is shoving a camera in someone's face going to help them recover from an addiction? Um...makes great tv! Does Dr. Drew look super hot in a tight black t-shirt? Heck yes.

As with last week's post, I'll just show you the rest of my pictures and caption them with my thoughts. I have a lot of pictures of these guys...it's almost like I'm a stalker!

Dr. Drew does not care about your problem. He wants to
go home and have a snack. But he doesn't want to work out.

He needs his glasses to see you better. What, you haven't
stripped for him yet?! Get to it.

I have no clue who those other two are. I probably should know.

Ooh, kinky...

This is a bit old school. It matches the Colbert one.

The oh-so-professional "Leaning While Clasping Hands on
Knee" pose.

"Yeah, that's your problem. Not mine."

"Hehehe, I'm writing on a wall. I has a pretty handwriting."