Fix It Friday: A Touchy Topic?

     Let's face it, the US has an issue with illegal immigration. Despite the fact that these immigrants do the jobs that we lazy Americans refuse to do, most people still dislike them. So let's hash out a ridiculously simple way to stop the illicit flow.

1. Dig a 20-foot ditch along the US's border with Mexico.
2. Embed electrified barbed wire along ditch walls.
3. Conceal ditch.
4. Build 20-foot walls on either side of ditch.
5. Embed electrified barbed wire along walls, and extend to 5 feet above top of walls.
6. Pull troops out of the Middle East. They aren't needed there anyway, and we can use them for this.
7. Post troops as sentries on southern wall, armed with tear gas and rifles.
8. Now that the land route is closed off, turn attention to all likely water routes (sea borders).
9. Use more troops as sentries.
10. If illegal immigrants continue to push further north before coming ashore, post more troops further north.
11. Set up "troop trading" so that the same people aren't watching the same area all the time.