Why I Hate the World Today

     Have you ever been in one of those moods where every little thing pisses you off? I've been raging all day against various things; when one situation is resolved/left behind, something else comes up to take its place. This happens from time to time. It's never fun to deal with, but I figured that complaining might help. I'll just leave a fun little list here.

1. My little sister got all pissy when I tried to help her with her homework. She had misinterpreted the questions, so I was explaining to her what they actually wanted. She refused to listen. I don't like when that happens.


2. My oldest brother wouldn't shut up at our brother's basketball game. (Note to self: Post something to explain the siblings.) The kid was sitting beside me, shrieking and otherwise being obnoxious. Any attempt to quiet him down resulted in "No, you shut up. You're annoying me." What the hell? I hadn't said anything to him before that!


3. Family dinner tonight consisted of arguing over which restaurant to go to, then not going to what we decided on and no one getting what they wanted. As usual. Why does this always surprise me?


4. This Facebook status from one of my friends:
   
   This is just poor logic. As I pointed out in a comment (because I'm an ass), you can see and touch a brain. Sure, the student couldn't see the professor's brain right then and there, but it is possible. God, on the other hand, is unseeable and untouchable, hence faith.


5. None of the radio stations on Grooveshark play anything good.


6. Some Neanderthal on YouTube barged into a previous comment-discussion between me and another user. The original discussion centered around me being an idiot who made many grammatical errors. Now, when I'm putting forth an argument, I make sure my spelling and grammar are 100% accurate. After all, I don't want to negate my point by looking stupid. Therefore, I know for a fact that I had no errors. The latecomer to the party helpfully pointed out that
   
   "spelling doesnt fucking matter on the internet u fucking cunt so stop bragging about yourself thinking your badass bc you spell shit right you uptight mother fucker.... oh and dont comment on how my spelling is bad bc you need back yourself up or some shit,bc like i said people spell bad on the internet on purpose...retard".
   
   Riiiiiight. Here, let me translate that for you: "I failed most of my English classes in school, and I spend most nights masturbating alone to Internet porn."


7. I can't figure out whether to capitalize the "the" in this post's title.


8. The above complaint makes complaint #6 look stupid.


9. Most of the time, the users on the forum I frequent are pretty cool. We make jokes, we ponder (somewhat) scientific questions, and life is good. However, a couple people are insufferable idiots. If I haven't made it clear by now, I hate dealing with people who don't use their brains. The guy who made it to this list is obsessed with pseudo-scientific things like psychics. These topics of discussion are banned on the forum (mainly because they're bullshit) but he frequently brings them up anyway. His latest thread deals with him mysteriously experiencing the same pains and illnesses as his friends and family (who are totally not with him, guys).

     If this doesn't stop, I'm going to jab someone's eyes out. With a rusty key. I swear to God...whose existence is neither proven nor negated by the existence of someone's brain.